This poker game is important to you and I messed it up by inviting this windbag. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: How could you mess this up? Carl Otis Winslow: Yes, Harriette! Laura: Well, he's all yours, Eddie. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Hey Steve, Was'sup? Carl Otis Winslow: Edward, who are all these kids? It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any paper work. I love this lady [Laura] and I can come over here anytime I want to and you can't stop me! Harriette: I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a home economics class. Instead of cool, it was set on Nerd. And it's all my fault. Carl's first word was Donut. I can almost see what you had for lunch! My zipper." 5. Harriette Winslow: But, apparently, you seem to want to learn these things the hard way, so be it. Oh my God! Steve Urkel: [on the stage of the strip club] Stop the music! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: March 24th, Raoul's houseoat is beautiful. I met Raoul. Carl: Rachel, Carl was my great grandfather's name and there is no way that I'm gonna change it. Welcome to Leroy's! Everyone would think that Laura is in love with Steve Urkel and no one would vote for her. Laura: We're not going anywhere until the ground rules are straight. Oh when he shows up, it's amputation time. You can stay. Why, how low can you get? [Urkelbot throws robber into a pile of soupcans]. Laura: Sure, Steve. I was on the bus on the way to day camp when all of a sudden my eyes started to water and I started coughing up all this green stuff. Why he showed great strength of character and what's his reward: you fire him. Ms. Steuben: Oh, good. The Urkel mock will think bigger in potential screw-ups for teams that have valued assets poorly in the past than for teams that have made few mistakes. Harriette Winslow: Now let's hit the sack. Bushwhacker Luke: 'Cause they couldn't catch her till then! Laura Lee Winslow: I'm not sure what day is this? Look I clued everybody in. Carl: Uh, just bring us burgers and fries. All the doo da day. Eddie: Name's Eddie Winslow, but my friends call me Eddie. Steve Urkel: A little? So go ahead, FIRE ME! It was the most terrifying five minutes of my life, second only to watching Lord of the Dance! Carl: Well, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of a guy named Weasel. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Opens Diary] January 1, We had a wonderful New Years Eve party, except Carl got sick and threw up in the living room. Steve Urkel: [Talking to Eddie and his girlfriend] You heard her, you're all witnesses. A mouse to cheese! I'm going to give you an 'A'. You think it's cool to come to a prty with a mini bar in your coat. Steve Urkel: Oh, no buts! Lt. Murtaugh: No, because I brought him back. Laura: Yeah. I love my Army. Laura: I do want a guy with something upstairs, but, uh, I also want a well-built staircase. Steve Urkel: I can't! Laura Lee Winslow: First you better sprout a chest. Carl Otis Winslow: After you left, I saw your boy Fresh Squeeze at the door. Rachel Crawford: When the paramedics got there, they thought SIXTY-SEVEN people had died! Got anything in the fridge? Remember last year when she bought that date with the retired underwear model. Family Matters Quotes Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Myra, your mother told me you came here, so I assumed you're becoming a nun. Oh, you're a sore for sight eyes! Well if he does it again, I'm gonna grab his bellows and make a wish. I've had more food than this stuck in between my teeth. Steve Urkel: Don't we remind you of The Temptations? We're having big fun here. White, known for playing Steve Urkel on the 1990s sitcom "Family Matters," is. [strikes a pose] Laura? Carl Otis Winslow: Well Harriette, what are those people teaching down at that school? Carl: [after kicking Steve out of the house] And don't you ever come back! This isn't my grandmother. [Comes in the lving room with Mother Winslow as Eddie is taking his frustrations out on his sack of dirty laundry because Carl has just taken Waldo to the Chicago Bulls game instead of him]. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, I'm here for you, baby. I can teach you how to cook. Me and the guys were going to have a flyer party next Saturday when you go out of town. She imforms Maxine that Steve is safe and Rachel has just taken him home], Willie Fuffner: See officer, everything is fine. You're setting a bad example for the kids. Stefan Urquelle: Steve, what's up with your cousin? Stefan Urquelle. Uh, Curtis. I never got less than than an A. Steve Urkel: So, I can't live with that! Steve Urkel: You yelled at me and you called me a butthead! When I said my feelings for you might change, I was lying. Everywhere you look, TV, movies, magazines, all these 90 pound people, smiling, dancing where do they get the strength? And since no one will play with me, I have to say so myself. And I'll be coming home tomorrow. then removes his hand]. Steve Urkel: [about the music video] This is going to be the biggest bomb since Howard the Duck. Carl: You know, the only thing worse than not catching any fish is hearing you sing about it. Harriette Winslow: You can't blame them for walking, Eddie. Steve Urkel: Oh, pasha, you're making me blush again. Harriette Winslow: Now here's something I didn't know. Harriette Winslow: What's wrong with that? Harriette Winslow: You hit my husband again and you'll have to answer to me. Stop the music! I will not give you a lock of my hair. People just love juicy gossip! Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I just feel so helpless! His relationship with Eddie was usually better than with Carl and Laura. Carl Otis Winslow: There was an E.Coli scale in the chocolate and I tasted a few to make sure the box was safe. [Steve goes to answer the door] I'm going to consummate, I'm going to consummate. You got the whole family off on the wrong foot. Here's What Steve Urkel Looks Like Today - TheList.com Laura Lee Winslow: I don't know, and quite frankly, I'm tired of thinking about it. Cassie Lynn: Becky Sue! 'Steve Urkel' Actor Jaleel White Launches Purple Urkle - Forbes Lt. Murtaugh: They're sending in that Urkel kid. Carl Otis Winslow: No. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl, you lazy slug! Estelle Winslow: Carl! Eddie: I meant, I haven't seen her today. Can you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas shopping? Steve Urkel: Look, I know the pay is lousy, the hours are long, and you hardly ever get the credit you deserve. She actually said, "Human Being". Rachel Crawford: Steve, did it ever occur to you that when the door is closed we're trying to keep unwanted people out? You're taking me out for dinner at Chez Josephine's. My parents play this with me all the time! Steve Urkel: I know! Carl Otis Winslow: Well there's no rush. When's it going to end? Laura: Is it my imagination or is your voice lower? At the airport he picked up 6 bags. I was just talking with your grandmother. Family Matters is an American sitcom series that originated on ABC from September 22, 1989 to May 9, 1997, before moving to CBS from September 19, 1997 to July 17, 1998. I'm in this class. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Oh man I didn't think you were this cool. Okay, first question. Please, my little Rapunzel. One minute, "Moo!" Alright. Harriette Winslow, Carl Otis Winslow, Laura Lee Winslow, Rachel Crawford, Estelle 'Mother' Winslow, Judy Winslow, Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [in the rap video] We are a family, we share all we got and that's easy to see, cuz we are a family! [Calls Laura's Cell and gets OGD instead]. Carl Otis Winslow: How about if I convince Laura to go out on a date with you. Harriette Winslow: So what you're saying is it's full. Suppose I made it happen. Carl Otis Winslow: Yep, Benjamin Banneker. Dadadadada! I'm a person, and I have feelings, and I demand to be treated with respect and dignity! Harriette Winslow: [while trying to calm an apprehensive Rachel about leaving Richie overnight with the babysitter for the first time] Rachel, I know it's hard leaving your baby for the first time, but after that it gets a lot easier. When is that party supposed to be. Maxine Johnson: Ooh Laura, you look good. Steve Urkel: [Steve is still wasted] Ooh the Durkel! Harriette: That won't get the stains out. Laura Lee Winslow: Nope, this is Black History Month. Rodney Beckett: I'm Rodney, but my friends call me Rod-meister. Sign up | Log in An . Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: I demand satisfaction. When's the last time you slept? Laura Lee Winslow: He didn't need to. [Runs with Steve to confront Waldo and Weasel], [Eddie tries to flirt with a cute girl, unaware that Carl is behind him]. Steve Urkel: [Steve picks up the cord to the satelite dish] Sloppy, Sloppy, Sloppy! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Caterer trainees. Eddie: No, grandma. Steve is the perfect son. You have the right to have an attorney present. Steven Quincy Urkel (generally known as Steve Urkel or just simply Urkel) is a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom, Family Matters, who was portrayed by Jaleel White. What is the value of X? [kisses Laura] Love you. THIS? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'll miss Waldo. Cop: [Searching Willie and Waldo] Ok, where did you hide the booze? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: As long as you're up, bring me a piece. You don't sleep, you don't have nightmares. Steve Urkel: [shows up in the living room with his flowers from the cemetery] Hi Laura, these are for you. It's like wanting to touch a star- you know you'll never reach it but you've just gotta keep trying. Oh, the room is spinning. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh don't worry they promised to come back tomorrow. Harriette Winslow: No, Carl let's call it what it really is, Cheap and Lazy. And him. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Waldo! Laura: You know, I just don't get why people are so afraid of our history. Jaleel White had a very busy handful of years in the '90s. What about it, Steve. Rodney Beckett: [after seeing Eddie's music video] I can't believe it. I got a nosebleed at birth. Steve Urkel: I've fallen and I can't get up! And I don't get many calls! Steven Quincy Urkel: Don't interrupt me! Am is a verb, verbs are our friends. Carl Otis Winslow: Out for a walk around the block. You mother once tried bean bags. Waldo: Hey, you don't have to like my cookin', but, please, don't call me names! 7. Actor Jaleel White, famous for his cultural touchstone role as Steve Urkel in Family Matters, is entering the cannabis industry.Through a partnership with 710 Labs, White's new cannabis line . Wha? Waldo: Don't do it, Urkel! Willie Fuffner: I don't know what you're talking about, officer. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons. [crying], Maxine Johnson: [Maxine starts to laugh while talking to Steve] Ooh, hoo hoo. A minor Betty Crocker boo boo. I'm here. Steve Urkel: I don't have to take this! Every time I'm around them, my mind goes blank. But honey, let's put a positive spin on it. Not when it's swirling around a porcelain tank. Steve Urkel: No state your name not name your state. Their own version of the 3 R's? How much will that cost me? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I have been scared straight, I saw a guy who had a tattoo of a battleship. Carl: This baby has a remote. Steve Urkel: Well, ya see, we had a little muffin mayhem. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Steve, how did you get so good at checkers? I mean we've made contributions to this country for over 300 years, but you wouldn't know it looking at most history books, it's not fair. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, I know that I'm not worthy of you, but I just can't help loving you. Steve Urkel: Why, sure! [opens fire at Urkelbot who catches all the rounds in his hand], Urkelbot: [Urkelbot walks up to the robber and drops the bullets on the floor before lifting the robber off the floor with one hand], Urkelbot: [Terminator Impression] Hasta la vista, baby! I'm in big trouble! Eddie: [after he has heard her quickly renouncing her love for him] Myrtle, what's my life going to be like without you in it? Steve Urkel: [sobbing] No, it's Myra, her cold got worse. Cassie Lynn: Look, Becky Sue. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh nothing, never mind! Harriette Winslow: Carl, out first table was next to the entrance where everybody was waiting to be seated. Or are they just lame? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [shocked] And he brought hooters! Wow, are you wearing a bra? Stefan and Myra of left stunned]. If you cut me, do I not cough? [Comes out and fights Willie as the students cheer for a fight between Urkel and Fuffner], [Waldo and Wille has just gotten out of class to trash Urkel's locker]. Grab a blanket and go sleep in the bathtub. "Smile, if you want to have sex with me." 4. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [reveals his empty jacket] He meant the booze that came out of my jacket. [He leaves and minutes later Urkel is playing Danny Boy on his accordion]. Laura Lee Winslow: [Yelling at Judy who's trying to shove her plate in front of Eddie dishing food] Can you wait? What do you have to say for yourselves? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: over and over and over. What did you do? I don't *ever* want to work for you again. Steve Urkel on CBS? You had two whole days to forget where it was. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I call Waldo Faldo up. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: My uncle, Elijah Urkel, has been struck by lightning four times. I"m going to the mall to hand out gifts to orphans kids. Stefan Urkelle: Go home, go home, GO HOME! Carl Otis Winslow: Hey sweetheart, how about some pie? So to see if he can find the best, Steve challenged a few men to put their usuals to the test!SUBSCRIBE to get t. Waldo Faldo from Illinois. Look, I love you with all my heart, but just because you don't love me back doesn't give you the right to treat me like dirt! When the door opens Carl appears dessed up as Steve normally dresses with his glasses]. [Waldo has just given Eddie a list of IOU at Mighty Weenie]. Well, name a couple. How would you like it if I put Jheri Curl in your deodorant? Now you're going to find out what it's like to be Steve Urkel. Ms. Steuben: Yeah, well Steven, you're not taking Home Ec. Eddie: As a starting forward of the school team, it's my duty to play round ball not nerd ball. Hey, wait a minute. this is when Urkel was the funniest, when he was youngest, seasons 1 & 2. Alex Phillips: How 'bout you put your money where your mouth is. As played by Jaleel White, the ultra-nerdy teenager with his whiney voice, awkward walk, pants rolled up high, and apprehensive catchphrase "Did I do. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. Carl: I just had the worst day of my entire life. [picks up a single serving container of gross looking food in the cafeteria]. Steven Quincy Urkel: Look, you've got this big bed. Edward, sure I got a moment. [laughs] Bye! [walks into the bathroom]. The people that did this to us are teaching the same GARBAGE to their kids. I mean, I'm a fast runner, Eddie, but sooner or later, you just gotta stop running. Steven Quincy Urkel: I'm not through! "Nubbles Sucks Face with Nerd!". Laura Lee Winslow: Well I guess Steve was practicing his accordion. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: What's wrong? [He leaves the house]. [laughs] But you never smile! Harriette Winslow: And you think I'm FAT? College Problems Student Problems You think it's funny to spike somebody's punch and watch them act like a fool. Ms. Steuben: Get a hold of yourself, Steven. Why are you guys dressed like that? Laura Lee Winslow: I know, but he said 'get lost, Laura'. An illustration of a person's head and chest. The notion was apparently incongruous enough to ABC, the longtime home of the hit comedy ''Family Matters,'' which features the geeky Urkel character, that its executives . Web. We were just having a little fun. Laura: But but, where'd you get that radioactive stuff? Yesterday Richie and 3J were playing 'Nick and Carl'. Steve Urkel: Swell, Punch! Laura: So do you Max, guess what, Steve rented us a limo. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Don't you worry, I'll work on him. Halawna, Oneisha: [pop up in the car Clarence stole] Surprise! "I'm Asian, so I'll eat your cat." 2. [smiles]. And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. Well it's not cool. Harriette Winslow: Carl, I save every card you give me. What do you use to get weighed, a postage scale? You may be my boss, but that does not give you the right to come into my home and be obnoxious to my husband and his friends. I'm cooking breakfast. 6. Family Matters Compilation - "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up - YouTube Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Wait just a minute here, Mr.McClure. Clean up your room Edward. Steven Quincy Urkel: [Grabs a blanket and a pillow and heads to the bathroom only to rush back out seconds later] No! Laura: Steve, I know it's a lot to ask, but I'd really appreciate it if you'd tutor Todd. Rachel Crawford: Good. ", Harriette Winslow: She looked at me with tears in her eyes, and she said "Why, Mom?". Waldo: You guys think you can walk all over me because I'm dumb. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Oh, no buts! Muskrat Time! [goes to the refrigerator] No root beer? [runs upstairs]. Carl Otis Winslow: Why not try the truth! "Tomorrow Dad!" Why can't we share? [takes note and crumbles it, Laura slams locker door, revealing the word 'N*gger' spray painted on it]. Steve Urkel: Then your nasal passages swell and your nose and throat slam shut tighter than a clam. More like The Repulsions. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh well Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You mean to tell me that the Army screwed up the paper work again. Ms. Steuben: [after seeing Waldo's assignment] Waldo, this is superior work. Judy Winslow: Boring. This is my grandmother's wedding and $1500. I'm drawn to you. Carl was his horse. Whem I'm unhappy about something, I say so. It's just for the family Steve stop begging. Steve Urkel: Oh, Laura, my love. [Pulls Steve to other side of room] Steven, last semester I specifically asked you what class you would not be taking this semster and you told me HOME EC! Steve Urkel: Well, what if you trip or something? Read the card, read the card. Chocum hi chip chok!". Carl Otis Winslow: Hello. First of all, this is not a real date. Harriette Winslow: [feigns being touched] Oh, Carl this is beautiful. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh, no thanks, I went before I left. [Steve is eating frozen fish sticks out of the box]. Like a moth to a flame. Hey, what were you doing in my closet? While he was starring in "Family Matters" as Steve Urkel, White also began a side hustle as another staple of the era's popular culture . Laura: Curtis, I got my hair done, my nails. Steve Urkel: [while Laura and Maxine hit Steve with two Boston Cream Pies] No, AAH!, WAAAH! [Laura walks in the door dressed up in a stereotypical nerd fashion. Steve Urkel: From my stay-away fund. T-Pain says Kanye West stole one of his lines after calling it - REVOLT [someone has just smashed into Lt. Murtaugh's classic car]. Harriette Winslow: Carl Winslow, this is the most insensitive, unromantic gift I have ever received. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [brings her in to meet the Winslows] Now don't worry, they don't bite, and even if they do they've had their shots. Did you think of me while you guys were camping? Carl Otis Winslow: I'm not finished yet. My daughter's been hurt and I can't do a thing about it. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Poor Laura has worked so hard and now she has to drop out of the race. The lovestruck genius of Steve Urkel - CNN Video Then, you broke my car, and it cost me every cent I got to fix it and rent this "delightful" room here at the "Fleabag Inn". I'm wearing a Bart Simpson's mug. Steve Urkel: Practice. Laura, please. "Some people are ignorant, they're afraid, they hate anybody and anything that's different. You know that? And believe you me, I know what being different is all about. And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying. Steve Urkel: No, it's not okay! I'm starved. right next to the bathroom. Steve Urkel: L-long enough to get i-icicles on my nose hair Look! I felt like I was one with the Bee-Oh-Sphere. Judy Winslow: Um so Grandma are you gonna be a June bride? Laura Lee Winslow: You're lucky, you got into a great fraternity and all it cost you was your best friend. Carl and Eddie are also shocked too]. Think of the possibilities.". Steve Urkel: [Hanging on a ledge] I've fallen and I can't get up! And OOHHH, and him! He held operations in Chicago. Harriette Winslow: [Takes an envelope from Carl] 'Lose Weight, Feel Great at Chicago's Premiere Health Spa, Hip Whippers'. It was my nickname in preschool! Addeddate 2019-09-04 04:56:23 Identifier steveurkel_201909 Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. plus-circle Add Review. Steve Urkel: You said, "Get a life, Steve", A week ago you would have said, "Get a life, TURBONERD". With Squeeze I'm not safe nowhere. Curtis: I don't know how to tell you this, but I have to tell you straight out. But, like they say in the movie "Love Story" 'Love means never having to say I'm sorry Steve, but I'm takin' yo chick'. Did He Do That? - The New York Times Harriette: Better add zucchini to that shopping list. Take out the trash Edward, "Tomorrow Dad!" Steve Urkel: Oh, I'd better lock it then! Waldo: Man, they didn't even know who we were. [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the last one]. Ty: Actually I haven't got my wings yet and I play the keyboard. And most of all, you don't have to deal with bullies. Carl Otis Winslow: Calm down, Harriette, you're overreacting. You've been saying it for weeks. "What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Harriette: Judy, finish your Brussels sprouts. It's fascinating. "Will you marry me for just one night?" 7. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [cracks a laugh but tries to stop] It's so sad. Curtis: My whole family is flying out to Washington for the funeral, Laura: Can you wait a day, of course you can't. Estelle Winslow: Your great grandfather's name was Lester. Steve Urkel: I can't help it, Laura. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well for one thing, I can't feel my toes. Waldo: Thanks for helping me find the gym. You can do it! Allison: Look, we're just having a little harmless fun. Don't mess with Mrs.Bonecrusher! Carl: Harriette, there is a car in the living room! You don't want to get fried. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Tries to hold Eddie from pounding their friends] Eddo. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture. Nick Neidermeyer: Do I have to remind you who you're talking to? Harriette Winslow: [Waldo crashes his snowmobile in the Winslows' living room] Waldo? Now let me get this straight, you dented the car. You think she'll really kiss Steve? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: That's hotties, Steve. I wanna show you something. Undaunted, Steve switches the station to polka music and ends up having a good time dancing with Waldo and Maxine], Carl: By the way, thanks for letting me use your chamber, Stefan. Forget it, Steve. None of this is your fault. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: L means lousy. He woke me up too. Steve Urkel's Young Neighbor On 'Family Matters' Is All Grown Up - HuffPost We are properly trained. Laura: There's an Urkel in our defense department? There's no one I wanna say no to more than you. Carl: Rachel, you're putting entirely too much filling in those. I almost went to the movies with Vicky Vanderfanny. Laura: You know, I shouldn't be mingling with the opposition, but I just wanted to tell you how handsome you look under fluorescent lighting. Come here, let me give you some sugar. [does Steve's laugh and snort]. Now I know, I'm not worthy of you- but I love you more now then I did then- Laura Lee Winslow- will you marry me? 'Steve Urkel' actor launches cannabis brand on 4/20 Cassie Lynn: Well, we just got some really hot photos of you being romanced by the Prince of Passion here. OGD now knows the police aren't enemies]. He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Failure to signal. I wanna play some of my own records on the jukebox, but I don't know how to put them in. Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah, bring me a slice. The black kids won't talk to the white kids, people are calling each other names, taking sides! Steven Quincy Urkel: Land sakes, woman. Let's keep this one! Steve Urkel: By any chance, is that something you enjoy? Laura: That you'll never go into outer space again, Steve Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. He's a very large man who should be here any minute now. Laura Lee Winslow: Then she demanded her money back when she found out that she modeled ladies underwear. You need to get out more. Lady in Strip Club: Shut up and shake your booty! Steve Urkel: Don't panic, my love! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It was on his tongue! Steve Urkel: Can I have a glass of milk to go with my face? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Wow. You trifled with my emotions! Weasel: [Eddie leaves and Weasel gets hit by Waldo] What was that for? "Tomorrow Dad!". Steve Urkel: Laura! Steve Urkel: I think it's because these pants are so loose! You're grounded for two weeks and you are to stay away from my car until it learns self-defense. Rachel Crawford: She keeled over leading a game of Simon says! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [to Officer Wigglesworth as played by Carl] We're on the same side of the law. I'll take this up later with the Lieutenant. Should I be getting some Handi-Wipes? [Grabs and kisses her. Daniel Wallace: Hey, man. While a miserable Eddie has to play checkers with Steve. You are under arrest! Steve Urkel: My "play-ground pass"? It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any important paper work. [Carl is appalled as he has a donut in his mouth], [Carl has just bought Harriette an exercise trampoline for her birthday. Steve Urkel: [drinking spiked punch] What is this? His parents were very upset. You made me so nervous that I had to go to the hospital to get the thimble taken off. Laura: I mean it, Waldo. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh great, I'm gonna lose my toes. Because, I already told him I do remember him. Carl: AAAAAAHHHHHHH! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Oh that's sweet, what did he say? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. 102 Pick Up Lines to Break the Ice: Funny, Cheesy, and Cringe - Best Life You think I'm fat. Where did you get the money for this? Would you like that? Mucus comes in so many colors. Get me a cherry slurpy! Harriette Winslow: Now let me get this straight. Steve Urkel: Laura, this is a a really special moment and well, I think we should celebrate it by getting married. Our limo awaits. Ha ha! Carl, you given me a half-eaten box of candy.
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